James and I thought that we needed to be saving money towards buying a shot gun to scare you away. But then last night, we realized that we just needed to let you know what that cute little girl likes to do...
She likes to lick toilets. And kiss them.
We have tried to get her to stop. We are going to continue to work on this (because really that is just disgusting!).
But when I turn around, she licks the toilet. She doesn't see anything gross about this.
So when you think about possibly kissing our daughter, just remember she also kisses toilets.
Sincerely,
Your Friends Rescuing You From Years of Kissing the Potty Kissing Girl
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