Hello World, I need to be rescued. You would not believe the things my crazy family does to me. They make me wait for food occasionally. I am trying to get a quadruple chin and I am having a hard time achieving this goal when I can not eat 24-7.
They make me wear hats when I go outside. The audacity!
Some times they forget where they put me. They think I don't know this but I do! I wake up from a nap and I hear my mom telling Lydia that I am in the basement but really I am tucked into my room. They all tromp down the five steps to the basement only to then run up the steps because I am in my room. Can you tell my mom to write a note on her hand or something??? I can not wait that extra 30 seconds for them to get to me!
And then the play food and tea parties. These people eat plastic food cooked in a tiny pink kitchen. People, I know you all know this because you keep bringing my family real food. Next year, I will need you to bring me real food because this plastic stuff doesn't even smell good!
My sister thinks she is a puppy dog, butterfly, princess, doctor, and other assorted things. Sister, you are a little girl! I don't know why you spend your days trying to escape from reality...
OH, and my sister the doctor. She gives me shots in the heart. I thought that the real doctor was bad but shots in the heart. REALLY???? Atleast she is gentle. And my mom tells her that she can't play doctor with me without mom or dad sitting right there. So I guess they are kinda watching out for me.
Oh, you don't believe me? I have proof! In my moments of distress, these people take pictures of me!
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The fashion shows...
I know I am little but really must I be dressed up like this???
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| SAVE ME! I like to eat and these people seem content with food that doesn't even exist. |
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| I thought if I slept this charade would end. BUT nope the game must go on. |
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